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2026 league competition
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Conference membership and final results will appear here.
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Competition rulebook
Each conference combines all four team scores. The weekly finish adds directly to the ordinary Cup standings.
Tied conferences split the points assigned to the tied places.
Four fantasy-team scores become one conference total. Weekly Cup points accumulate through Week 14.
$30 FAAB per manager goes to the winning conference.
The champion earns its conference star and first choice of next season's Week 12 Rivalry Week opponents.
Cup points come first. If that somehow stays tied, total conference fantasy points decide it.
If we somehow make it through both real tiebreakers still tied, the league abandons football entirely.
Each tied conference is randomly assigned one player from the fixed pool of Nick Van Exel, Rod Strickland, and God Shammgod. In a two-conference tie, one sits out. In a three-way tie, everybody is in.
The league then runs an AI-simulated playground game of 21 using the assigned players. Points lock after 11, tip-ins are live, defense calls fouls, and otherwise normal playground 21 rules apply. The first completed valid simulation is final. No rerolls because somebody hates the result.
The winning player's conference wins the tiebreaker.
Official season ledger
Weeks 1 through 14 stay in view from opening day through the final. Open any completed week for its official conference totals and Cup points.